The Eddie Kranepool Society

Friday, July 01, 2005

ITEM: ST. JOSEPH OF TORRE IS REALTED TO PINOCHIO Torre keeps saying that the Mets approached the Highlanders about Cameron for Sheffield when it seems that the Highlanders put the word out on the street that Sheff was available. In fact Pee Wee Cashman was on WFAN and said he spoke to St. Joe and told him to knock it off with the Mets said this and the Mets said that as Pee Wee sees there is talent in them there Mets minor league teams and he may need a little help from his cross town neighbors. ITEM: MEOW! CAT FIGHT I don�t know how true this but can�t you just see these two bitches getting in a scrape ITEM; TITAN TOM GOES TONIGHT I want him to really well tonight not just to get the Mets a win but maybe someone will call Omar and take him off the Mets hands. Please GM�s no offer will be refused! ITEM: BATS IN THE PELFRY Looks like #1 draft pick RHP Mike Pelfry won�t be signing with the Mets any time soon. Minaya is waiting to see what the eight picks above Pelfry sign for in order to make his offer. As we know with Scott BORE-US clients these negotiation could last until next June. Let�s hope not! ITEM: KENNY ROGERS SUSPENED 20 GAMES This piece of shit couldn�t have tossed a cameraman during the 1999 playoffs. What a gutless bastard! (to post a comment please click on the time of this posting) < |