The Eddie Kranepool Society

Friday, January 30, 2004


SUPER BOWL XXXVIII PATRIOTS -7 OVER PANTHERS This will not be close. I�m looking at a 28-7 game here and believe me it pains me to say that. I have been on the Panther bandwagon since August when I picked them to win their division and oh how I wish John Fox was still with the New York Football Giants. But, you cannot give Bill Belichick, Romeo Crennel and Charlie Weiss an extra week to prepare and hope to succeed. I swear to God, if the government gave Belichick some film of the mountains of Afghanistan, he�d figure out where Osoma Bin Laden is hiding. (Side Bar: The NFL and it�s executives should be ashamed of themselves that two great coordinators like Crennel and Weiss are left out in the cold for head coaching postions. Both men are punished for their success. No one can tell me that guys like the Ayatollah Coughlin, Jim Mora Jr., Mike Malarkey or Norv Turner are better choices for head coaching jobs than Weiss and Crennel. The Giants will regret the day they hired the Ayatollah over Crennel) The only way the Panthers stay in this one is by controlling the line of scrimmage. Even with that, Belichick is a master of the halftime adjustment-graduating from the University of Tuna-that anything Carolina throws at the Pats will be countered. The Pats on offense are guided by the cooler than cool Tom Brady and a very underrated offensive line. (Side Bar: Dear Warren Sapp, Please go away, you have really over stayed your 15 minutes of fame. Sapp has been going around bad mouthing the Pats and their O-Line like a jealous little schoolgirl. I wish one day you would go up against Pats RG Joe Andruzzi so he could beat your lard ass into the ground. What you don�t think he could? Well he comes from a family of NYC Firefighters and he�s from New Dorp Staten Island, Nuff� said.) With the Pats D stopping the run, how is Jake Delhhome going to get the ball to his receivers Steve Smith of Mushin Muhammad when they will be covered by Ty Law and Tyrone Poole? Then throw in FS Rodney Harrison and it spells for a long day for the Cajun Kid. One more thing, why is that your not allowed to say SUPER BOWL? Radio stations that are running contests can�t say they are giving away trips to the SUPER BOWL, they have to phrase it as �THE BIG GAME IN HOUSTON�. Even adds for restaurants or delis can�t say COME SEE THE SUPER BOWL HERE or ORDER YOUR SUPER BOWL FEAST HERE, they have to use the phrase, THE BIG GAME. Well you know what, F YOU Paul Tagliabue. If I want to say SUPER BOWL I�ll say it as much as I want. SUPER BOWL, SUPER BOWL, SUPER BOWL, SUPER BOWL, SUPER BOWL, SUPER BOWL SUPER BOWL, SUPER BOWL, SUPER BOWL, SUPER BOWL, SUPER BOWL, SUPER BOWL, SUPER BOWL, SUPER BOWL, SUPER BOWL, SUPER BOWL, SUPER BOWL, SUPER BOWL SUPER BOWL, SUPER BOWL, SUPER BOWL, SUPER BOWL, SUPER BOWL, SUPER BOWL, SUPER BOWL, SUPER BOWL, SUPER BOWL, SUPER BOWL, SUPER BOWL, SUPER BOWL, Go ahead tight ass! SUE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!! < |